Showing posts with label Laugh. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Laugh. Show all posts

Thursday, June 4, 2009

PS noobie

I have spent some time with Photoshop (PS) lately, which all the outcomes were always far away from the pictures I imagined.

Today, for another try, I planned to create a banner for my blog, to replace my header, I wanted to have a blood pond, with some text and small flower petals on it, well planned, and the picture in my mind would really create an horrible atmosphere while viewing my blog.

And, I started...

Google, practices, redo...

Something came out, it is...sigh. Have a look yourself and I believe everyone will laugh...

Luckily I join IT... Should I stay with the default header?

Share more laughing material to you guys:
1. I planned to have some binary strings wrapping an invisible globe, however, after a few
attempts, it came out like this, creative spiderman logo!

2. Well, we should not give up easily, which I came out with a new idea, I think it should simpler, a half transparent CD, with some text on it, simple right! Ended up:



You guys are lucky, as I enhanced it, it used to be a donuts...

Again, luckily I joined Science stream...

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Why Microsoft?

Why people are using Microsoft? As most IT people think its Windows are leaks everywhere?

Firstly, user friendliness. Most users, especially IT users are lazy, if a simply click would do everything we need, why shall we waste our precious time typing?

Secondly, availability. It is a very popular product line, used by people all over the world, at least none of my friends are using others.

Thirdly, and this is the most amazing part. Microsoft means evolution and innovation. We can see that from many angles. For example, software recently are no longer as clumsy and stupid look as few years ago, with its improved development tools, a programmer can spend more time on user friendliness, not speaking the tool, in some points, help to improve the design as well.

Also, Microsoft has came with an evolution of our culture! Check this website. For people, all over the world, especially Chinese, we all know a popular dirty word C*B** (let’s make it short: “CB”). And thanks to MS, people, not only Chinese, will learn this hokkien word, maybe with its other meaning, but when a new bird google it, we knows he might learn a dirty word, people learn bad things faster all the time!

Guys, raise our glass, “To Microsoft!”